On the eve-eve-eve of Father’s Day, we canvassed the DOHs for their favourite dad jokes.
The results are horrific. If we have to put up with this, so do you.
Wishing all our old mates a fabulous Father’s Day this weekend.
David - What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
A truss fund baby.
Anton - What is the civil engineer’s favourite kind of tea?
Structural integri-tea.
Stephen - That man was very nice and polite.
Yes, he’s quite the civil engineer.
Joshua - How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Hawaiki - What did one wall say to the other?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
Dean - I don’t always tell dad jokes but when I do, he cracks up.
